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The Dealership



“Great form, healthy amount of body hair… I’m not used to the baldness, but I have to admit it looks good here.”

“Of course, sir, this is one of our finest specimen.”  Evan rubbed his hands together nervously, trying his best to please the impatient customer.  Unlike most of his customers, Mark was an influential businessman who had the potential to refer him huge amounts of similarly wealthy clients.  This was the big break he had been hoping for.  Especially after the Body Swap Dealership down the road had given him a body with a medical defect– asthma, no less!  “All of our models are guaranteed to be under 30 years of age and in the peak of physical fitness.  This model here happens to be 27, with–”


“The piercings are easily removed, yes?”  Mark interrupted.

“Of course, sir, easily removed and healed if they are not your style.”

“Good.  Though I’m finding the penis to be a bit lackluster,” Mark said, gripping it firmly in his hand.  “I was hoping for something two-handed, at least.”

Evan winced, but tried not to let it show.  “I assure you, sir, what it lacks in size it makes up for in stamina,” he said, trying to spin the situation.  “And I know you wanted to keep the body as natural as possible, but we could offer you an enhancement package for only–”


Mark raised a hand, cutting him off.  “No enhancements.  I’ll keep this model in mind.  It’s definitely an option, though I would expect a discount due to the penis issue.  Now how about this one over here?”


Evan smiled widely, a reflex that prevented him from screaming in the man’s face like he desperately wished he could do.  “Of course, sir.  Right this way.”

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